February 2012
hopefully i wake up dead!!!!
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
5 tags
Anonymous asked: aren't you supposed to be at man overboard by now?
let's run away
me: i think i'm going to write beautiful, inspirational, metaphorical lyrics. You know, the type that people get tattoos of, that change lives.
Bright Eyes: lol
Death Cab For Cutie: lol
La Dispute: lol
Brand New: lol
me: nevermind.
do you guys whisper italics in your head
because i do